shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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