My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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