She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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