I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
nutella sex= disaster
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Dear god my vagina.
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