...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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