my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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