Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
this hospital has no fireball
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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