Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
bring money and cleavage
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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