Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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