He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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