Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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