My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
