Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
