they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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