No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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