ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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