You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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