I hate your face
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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