her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
