Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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