we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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