are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
someone owes me an orgasm
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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