I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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