Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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