Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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