So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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