I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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