I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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