DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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