i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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