I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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