Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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