I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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