Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
So. Much. Porn.
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