i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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