That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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