oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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