How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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