Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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