Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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