Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
