Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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