The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
