I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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