Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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