8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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