your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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