Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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