Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize