yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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