CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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