I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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