yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
